I'm a Really Desperate Man

They call me The Decider
I've been deciding low and high
You won't get the democracy you're after
'Til the day you ITMFA.

I hear the voices
I read the front page
I know the speculation
But I'm The Decider
And I decide what's best.

All apologies to Pete Townsend. (What is it with this president and Who lyrics?)