Can You Catch Water in a Net?

Pierce Bush needs a COW.

Teddy Wayne's Parellels Between My Living Through Two Years of Middle School and the Two Terms of the Bush Presidency, at McSweeney's.

Caspar's a Ghost. Killed the Great Society under Nixon. Oversaw unprecedented peacetime military spending under Reagan. Stole change from old ladies' purses.

Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss. Fool me once ... ummm... won't get fooled again.