The Smart Money's On Harlow

Here are some things I'd like to discuss with you, as soon as I have the time:

• Synedoche, New York, a film
• Sag Harbor, a novel by Colson Whitehead
• The Other Side of the Mirror: Bob Dylan Live at the Newport Folk Festival 1963-1965, a documentary film
• Grey Gardens, a documentary film
• Life After People, both a book and a documentary film
• April, a month, w/r/t cruelty
• Sinisitis, an infection, and it's unrelenting campaign upon the nerve endings of my top right incisors
• "I did it!", an exclamation, coming from a three-year-old.
• My wife, a superhero, who advances on all fronts as her husband lies in bed complaining of fever and congested sinuses.
• "I got all the f*cking work I need," an imaginary utterance, and its imaginary uttering throughout the month of April, which is, as Abraham Lincoln said, so cruel.
• The glazed cruellers in the Student Union, very likely the best pure product our university produces.