From ABC News:
Just this month, the government confirmed that an Ohio Air Force laboratory had asked for $7.5 million to build a nonlethal "gay bomb," a weapon that would encourage enemies to make love, not war. The weapon would use strong aphrodisiacs to make enemy troops so sexually attracted to each other that they'd lose interest in fighting.
Last year, scientists at Boston University developed brain implants that could steer sharklike dog fish with a phantom odor.
Why not a gay shark? And why not let him play drums in a pop band?
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Meanwhile, across the ocean, men and women of several nations are killed by the dozens.
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And today's headlines:
Paris Hilton out of jail
Front page, lead story on all the news sites. Don't we have a war going on? Didn't 150+ people die or were massively hurt in Irag yesterday?
Wait... That is not "news" in the USA.
From now on I am going to tell people I am from Switzerland.
Totally. Everybody knows what today's top story OUGHT to be:
Hot Dog Eating Champ Suffers Career-Threatening Jaw Injury
CULTURE IN DECLINE, people.
Why, just today, at City Hall, I witnessed a little death. But that's a story for later...
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