3.15.2006

Idiot Wind, Blowing Every Time You Move Your Teeth...

On Today this morning -- hey, quitting takes time and planning -- they showed a Washington D.C. affiliate report about the First Lady's fitness plan, following one last week on Condaleeza. The report includes footage of Our President, who is called a "natural athlete" by his wife, working out on a weight machine. He finishes with the machine, gets up quickly and staggers backward in his cowboy way, casting a look at the machine that says: "I have conquered you." In this move, you see as clearly as ever the jackhole fratboy that lies not very deep within him.

Worth watching, particularly if you don't mind fitness advice from a closet smoker and shiny obect admirer.

Also: Just announced -- Russ Feingold action figure comes with kung fu censuring action!!!

2 comments:

Winter said...

Is it just me, or does Laura look like a 17 yr old boy's first experimentation with cross-dressing. I think I went to school with that kid, his name was Todd Smitela.

Brian Hinshaw said...

You're totally right. You're so totally, awfully right.

I have seen some comparisons of Mrs. Bush and Jack Nicholson as the Joker. Hint: The Joker's usually the one wearing purple.